“Piece of shit Cadillac won’t start. Piece of fucking shit Camaro won’t start. Nothing wants to start. Fuck this!” she laments as she’s getting in the Monte Carlo and getting situated. She slides the key into the ignition and spins the engine over while pumping the gas. It rarely starts on the first try or two but by the third, she can usually get it going. Not today….
“Really?! You too?! Fuck…all these fucking cars!” she grumbles and tries starting again. She gets it to fire up and feathers it just right to get it to clear out enough where she can rev it.
“Can’t count on any of the other cars but I can’t count on the Monte Carlo!” she says, relieved and more cheerful than before. She continues revving and has a little fun with it, romping on it and making the car rock from torquing the engine up. She’s ready to head now and buckles up, puts the car in reverse to back out of the spot and begins heading to the road. She’s checking if it’s clear and the car is idling low, so she’s trying to feather it to keep it running but it ends up stalling on her. She gets it fired up after some fighting with it and is able to get on the road.
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